Any truth to the rumor Microsoft and Starbucks are merging to create a new heat shield? The rumor says that the heat shield you will get with your morning coffee will be removable, and that you can place it under your wrist and use it as a preventive carpal tunnel device while using your mouse with all Microsoft Operating systems?

I have been somewhat reluctant to this, as with my Windows 95 I am currently running strong with my 500Mhz processor, but the fact that i must use a wired mouse makes me think it will get its cord shredder with heavy use against a new cardboard heatshield? Your thoughts?